Starring....
the lights guy (now you see why we keep him up there)
and...
the props mistress, and the auctioneer
Erik Von Scott
Featuring....
PAULUMBIA
now on to our story....
the props lady and the auctioneer were flying the invisible jet....
meanwhile, on the ground...
The head of security, PAULUMBIA, and the security guy all watch
the props guy take too much cold medication
The props guy suddenly thinks he is superman, but PAULUMBIA saves him from falling to his death
the props lady makes the auctioneer land the invisible jet, and removes her clothes so the other security guy (who seems to have lost all his clothes except his boxers) won't feel uncomfortable. In the foreground you can see PAULUMBIA discussing their predicament with the head of security
Erik Von Scott stops by, but the lights guy
tries to step on his privates...
The auctioneer intervenes, asking the lights guy how he would
like it if somebody tried to step on his privates
the head of security eventually finds the other security guy a white t-shirt, and the auctioneer, the props lady, the lights guy and PAULUMBIA decide to teach him how to dance...
the lights from the dance floor cause the lights guy to loose it. the theatre manager screams "GET OFF MY CURTAIN!!!" and eventually the security guy is forced to don his laser-proof vest and shoot him with his laser-pitchfork.... the lights guy recovers in a local hospital
the end...