0. Yes, we have a rule Zero. Rule Zero has to do with the Air Force Base. Rule Zero says under no circumstances is it permitted to trespass on Base property. Actually, we don't need to write this rule here because it is federal law, but anyone even coming close to doing this will not be welcome at the show. The parking lot in front of the theatre is obviously ok, but across the street from that is WPAFB property, and behind the theatre is Base Housing. Both of these are patrolled by USAF personnel who will not hesitate to bring a lot of trouble to your life if you go somewhere you should not. Even some of the streets around the theatre are not public streets, so pay attention to the signs. Also keep in mind that the buildings behind the theatre are people's homes and that many of those homes are occupied by families with small children so there is little tolerance for noise or other trouble late at night.
1. This film has sexual situations and innuendoes, allusions to nudity, transvestitism, and other generally socially volatile subject matter, so if this kind of thing make you uncomfortable or you are offended by these things then they should do us both a favor and just not show up.
2. Once you get through security, go straight in and find your seat you may not socialize in the lobby until after the auction.
3. The building is smoke free. If you would like to smoke, please do so outside the main entrance. This also means that lighters are no longer an acceptable participation item. Please bring small flashlights or glowsticks instead.
4. Please stay off the carpeted isles and out of the hallways to the bathrooms, ( you may be run down if you are in the casts way)
5. throw anything at our really expensive screen (although it's ok to throw stuff at the cast as long as the screen isn't behind them)
6. You will be searched by security before entering the theatre. Anything that can be is/can be used as a weapon (including such things as chains and large spiked items) or drugs, alcohol, or cameras (they violate copyright laws, the cameras, not the drugs) will be confiscated while you are in the theatre. While we make every effort to return these items at the end of the show. Loss or theft is your concern. Please leave this stuff at in your car, or better yet, at home.
NOTE: If you plan on bringing your own survival kit items, you may NOT bring; water guns, confetti, hotdogs, bread, more than 4oz. rice, or more than 2 rolls of toilet paper and 2 slices of toast per person. These items will also be taken by security when you are searched.
7. There are a number of official security personnel who will watch to make sure that things don't get out of hand and so you should, in the immortal words of Cartman, respect their authority.
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